Nobody has a “right” to serve in the Military.
Nobody.
What makes people think the Military is an equal opportunity employer? Very far from it.
The Military uses prejudice regularly and consistently to deny citizens from joining for being too old or too young, too fat or too skinny, too tall or too short. Citizens are denied for having flat feet, or for missing or additional fingers.
Poor eyesight will disqualify you, as well as bad teeth. Malnourished? Drug addiction? Bad back? Criminal history? Low IQ? Anxiety? Phobias? Hearing damage? Six arms? Hear voices in your head? Self-identify as a Unicorn? Need a special access ramp for your wheelchair?
Can’t run the required course in the required time? Can’t do the required number of pushups? Not really a “morning person” and refuse to get out of bed before noon? All can be reasons for denial.
The Military has one job. War. Anything else is a distraction and a liability. Did someone just scream “That isn’t Fair”? War is VERY unfair, there are no exceptions made for being special or challenged or socially wonderful.
YOU change yourself to meet Military standards… Not the other way around.
I say again: “You don’t change the Military… you must change yourself. The Military doesn’t need to accommodate anyone with special issues. The Military needs to Win Wars.
If any of your personal issues are a liability that detract from readiness or lethality… Thank you for applying and good luck in future endeavors.
Who’s next in line?

“There are two things that solve every problem: money & explosives.”

-Junkrat

Motivation comes from within; there’s no supplement, secret or substitute for the power of the mind to control the body. The only thing holding you back from being the person you want to be, is yourself.

No matter your goals, your challenges or the adversity you’ll face, the first step always begins with thought; don’t let self-doubt or fear cloud your mind.

Unlock the internal fire that’s buried inside and don’t let anything stand in your way. Get up, get out and get after it.

I was born in ashes of molten hatred
Raised by demons in abodes of the end
The Reaper’s scythe I fall upon to light my path
Wrecked by mangled wounds of life
I have become the resurrection of the Evil one
You know that I don’t fucking care if I live or die

I need a bishop preaching fire
to get away with my sins
I despise everything I see so
I don’t give a fuck if you hate me

Ain’t got respect for humanity
Never lived or wanted immortality
The Reaper’s shadow I fall upon to obscure my path
Every day I’m being battered up until I bleed
You motherfuckas just leave me be
Ya could never give me cure for the pain I feel inside

Led by the Reaper I walk in the night
Show me the way to yer kingdom come

I believe in Armageddon,
I’ve been baptised in alcohol
I’m embodiment of Antichrist
I’m living for my own demise

You would struggle to pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel!

Mach – 马克瑞级YC117年特别版 – http://i.imgur.com/7e80QBB.jpg

Ishtar – 伊什塔级YC117年特别版 – http://i.imgur.com/48OvzGx.jpg

Rattle – 响尾蛇级YC117年特别版 – http://i.imgur.com/iEAsx6Z.jpg

Abaddon – 地狱天使级YC117年特别版 – http://i.imgur.com/ZJf4S00.jpg

Mega – 万王宝座级YC117年特别版 – http://i.imgur.com/3oOStHN.jpg

Geddon – 末日沙场级YC117年特别版 – http://i.imgur.com/MRjN75R.jpg

Raven – 乌鸦级YC117年特别版 – http://i.imgur.com/vyADpHo.jpg

Eagle – 银鹰级YC117年特别版 – http://i.imgur.com/ignlNix.jpg

Apoc – 灾难级YC117年特别版 – http://i.imgur.com/lTXD5gv.jpg

Draek – 幼龙级YC117年特别版 – http://i.imgur.com/ofEUYCs.jpg

Domi – 多米尼克斯级YC117年特别版 – http://i.imgur.com/sep8n9K.jpg

Just paste it in chat, right click link item.

 

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A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, “What’s with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!”
The doctor chimed in, “I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such inept golf!”
The priest said, “Here comes the green-keeper. Let’s have a word with him.”
He said, “Hello George, what’s wrong with that group ahead of us? They’re rather slow, aren’t they?”
The green-keeper replied, “Oh, yes. That’s a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.”
The group fell silent for a moment.
The priest said, “That’s so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.”
The doctor said, “Good idea. I’m going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there’s anything he can do for them.”
The engineer said, “Why can’t they play at night?”

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

 

PC BEAST MODE

• Chassis: Corsair Obsidian 350D with Window and dual 140mm fans
• Exterior Finish: Rosso Scuderia – Glossy Finish Featuring Glasurit Paint Chassis
• Motherboard: Asus Rampage IV Gene Featuring USB 3.0, SATA 6G, SLI and CrossFire
• Processor: Intel Core i7 4960X Six-core 3.6GHz/4.0GHz Turbo 15MB L3 Cache w/ HyperThreading
• Processor Cooling: Maingear Epic 120 Supercooler
• Memory: 16GB Corsair Dominator Platinum DDR3-2133 1.65V (4x4GB)
• Graphics: 2x AMD Radeon R9 295X2 8GB GDDR5 [advanced closed-loop water cooling system]
• Power Supply: 1600 Watt LEPA G Series G1600-MA
• Hard Drive: 1TB Samsung 840 EVO SSD (w/TRIM) [540MB/s Sequential Reads]
• Optical Drive: 8X DVD Dual Layer Burner
• Audio: 7.1 Channel High Definition Surround Sound Supporting S/DIF Optical Out
• Ethernet Adapter: On-board Gigabit Ethernet
• Operating System: Microsoft Windows 8.1 64-bit
• Warranty: Lifetime Angelic Service Labor and Phone Support with 2 Year 30:Comprehensive Warranty
• Price as Configured: $8,584

 

 

“Describe yourself in 3 words”. “Not good at following instructions”

Plumber fires, plumber stops. Cock, hook, look. On looking inside you find…..Very little in the chamber..

Morgan Torry: Fly recklessly

MechaRayne: Don’t you mean Wreckless-ly?
Morgan Torry: Yeah that too. You can be reckless and wreckless.
Exo Core: wtf is wrong with this corp, cant you just say fly safe

 

“Are you a paranoid schizophrenic sociopath with good accounting skills? If so, Eve is the game for you!”

 

[00:32:01] Akami Mieyli > In WoW, they hold your hand and give you a cookie for your trouble, in EVE, they kick you in the balls and laugh at you while eating your cookie.

 

Scott Web: Solar X, you lipstick-wearing, felch-monkey, could you please stop ramming the anchor.

 

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“Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. From 30,000 feet, every single bomb always hit the ground
Missiles are just Kamikaze drones anyways
The only major drawback is the crazed notion that the inventory would look so much better if merely rearranged ONE MORE TIME.
A wise man once said that “flying Minmatar is like riding an armchair down a flight of wilest stairs firing an uzi.”
He’s quite correct. Except that he forgot to entail that said armchair must be covered in rust, preferably have a wingy bit or two, and most importantly; one uzi is nowhere near sufficient. Gonna need 5 or 6. Just strap ’em on somewhere with belts of ammunition, if they fall off, fuck it. They were out of ammo anyhow.
Also, that little stream behind my ship. “It’s the Ion stream from your propulsion exhaust ports.” Fuck you. It’s empty shell casings and unburnt raw petrol from the half dozen V8 diesels running this heap. Get it right.

 

TheFoshkey

Job Description:
Lock. Press F1. Repeat.

 

Eric Draven: MURDERER!

Tin Tin: Murderer, man? Murderer? Let me tell you about murder. It’s fun, it’s easy, and you gonna learn all about it.
[pulls out two blades]
Tin Tin: I’d like you to meet two buddies of mine. We never miss.

[Just before he stabs Tin-Tin]
Eric Draven: Victims; aren’t we all?

 

“Stupid little fool. Didn’t your sweet darling mommy warn you ‘If you run into a scary man, protect your wallet and your ass. Or you’ll get it in the end.'” -crazy guy from Full Metal Panic.
“Welcome to EVE, where even the billionaires are middle-class!”

 

RULES TO LIVE BY IN EVE
1. If it moves, shoot it.
2. If it doesn’t move, poke it with your turret/missile and then shoot it.
3. When in doubt — Shoot It.
4. Overkill works.
5. Just because it breathes doesn’t mean it should.
6. If all is going well its a ambush.
7. If it’s not moving shoot it anyway, it might move later.
8. If it starts moving, Jam it, scram it, shoot it, then call for backup
Fighters make movies. Bombers make history.

I’m a carebear
(”’) о___о (”’)
..\ ‘( о_о )’ /
….\ \_Ш_/ /
……l . . . . |
…../ ./”U”\. \
…(„„„)___(„„„)
DON’t SHOOT!!!

btw, I met your mom while I was mining.

 

Rules to live by in Eve:

1. If it moves, shoot it.
2. If it doesn’t move, poke it with your turret and then shoot it.
3. When in doubt — Shoot It.!!
4. Overkill works.
5. Just because it breathes doesn’t mean it should.
6. If all is going well its a ambush.
7. If it’s not moving shoot it anyway, it might move later.
9. If the enemy is in range, so are you.
8. The easy way is always mined.
10. Don’t look conspicuous, it draws fire.
11. If it’s stupid and it works, it ain’t stupid.
12. When in doubt, empty your magazine.
13. Teamwork is essential, it gives the enemy somebody to shoot first.
14. Try to look unimportant, the enemy may be low on ammo.

W-SPACE DESIGNATION
Class 1 H121 P060 Q317 V301 Y790 Z647 Z971
Class 2 C125 D364 D382 G024 I182 N766 R943
Class 3 C247 L477 M267 N968 O477 O883 X702
Class 4 E175 M609 O128 T405 X877 Y683 Z457
Class 5 H296 H900 L614 M555 N062 N432 N770 V911
Class 6 A982 B041 R474 S804 U319 U574 V753 W237

K-SPACE DESIGNATION
High Sec A641 B274 B449 B520 D792 D845 N110 S047
Low Sec A239 C140 C391 J244 N290 N944 R051 U210
Null Sec C248 E545 K329 K346 S199 V283 Z060 Z142